This fish is more photogenic than me.
I’ve never had a fish make me this happy.
is that barbie?
no that’s a fish
thanks once again, rt fandom.
Who named the fish Gavin?
reminder that dean probablt looked something like this when john first started taking him out on hunts
girls do lesbians
periods are you kidding
like does he want the entire female race to apologise for menstruating
i’m sorry my gushing vagina and deathly cramps are affecting you in such a negative way
He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.
I love Lupita Nyongo’s Brother
because he literally did
exactly what we would do
if we went to the Oscars
except he did it 220022932 times better.
IM SORRY MY MENSTRUATION HAS ANNOYED YOU ILL TRY AND KEEP IT BOTTLED UP NEXT TIME
and pour it on him while he sleeps
I did it. I found the ultimate tumblr bookstore.
why was green eggs and ham banned??
THAT is a really good question
it was banned in china from 65-91 for its portrayal of early marxism
i bet bastille’s new album is gonna be like “more bad blood”
when your friend has a really shitty opinion
When your significant other chooses a bee over you
THIS IS WORSE THAN THE “IF ONLY THERE WAS SOMEONE OUT THERE WHO LOVED YOU” MEMES
#SEQUEL IN WHICH RAPUNZEL KILLS EVERYONE AND GOES ON TO RULE CORONA AS A VICIOUS WARLOCK QUEEN#DESPERATELY TRYING TO REGAIN HER MAGICAL POWERS BUT NOW TO MAKE THEM MORE DESTRUCTIVE#SHE FINDS IT AND THE THIRD PART IS: LONG BROWN TENTACLE HAIR THAT KILLS PEOPLE-RAPUNZEL#ANNA AND ELSA AS WARRIOR SISTERS WHO HAVE TO TAKE HER DOWN#EVERYTHING RESULTS IN A HEART WRENCHING BATTLE#hire me disney
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